♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[groan]
[roar]
McGEE: Dear Mom,
Sometimes when things get tough at Camp Lakebottom,
a kid just wants his mummy!
[grunting]
YES!
Ugh...
Phew! All done!
Ugh.
Nice, but it's blocking my sun.
Can you move it a smidge? Thanks.
[nervous chuckle] [horn beeps]
Behold! The MagiCamper Dee‐lux.
[gasp]
The ultimate pamper camper.
You call that camping, Buttsnot?
While you losers are picking sand out of your shorts.
I'll be sleepin' like a king.
Even kings can't avoid the flash sandstorms
in the Dunes of Doom...
The Pharaoh King Toot'n'doodoo
[yawning] lost his queen in a sandstorm
[gasp] and he's been looking for her
ever since!
Whoa, talk about obsessive boyfriends.
Lame!
I'll tell you what's NOT lame!
My amazing home theatre with 20.1 surround sound.
Later, bottom smellers!
[dance music]
Anyways, as I was saying...
[howling wind]
What'd I tell ya?
Flash sand storms...
Well, better get diggin'.
Anyone remember that being there yesterday?
ALL: Cool!
Toot'n'doodoo's pyramid!
It's been buried for over a thousand years.
So stay clear, campers.
ALL: Whoa!
This place is crazy!
Ugh...no.
we're crazy to be in here.
This place reminds me of my grandma's basement.
Only less damp and dirty.
ALL: Cool!
Let's look around.
Hi, new boney pal!
Hello? [gasp]
SQUIRT! Did I miss something?
Uh, more like something just missed you!
Okay, um, before we explore,
I gotta use the little boys' room...
[panting]
He couldn't have thought of that before we left?
[kissing noises]
Wh‐!
Whoa! Ah!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!
My name is Boney Bill!
This place is creepy.
Let's go exploring!
Uh, first you may want to explore
the bottom of your shoe.
Ew, ew, YUCK!
Woo hoo!
[tense music]
[electrical crackling]
[coughing]
A pyramid!
And where there's a pyramid... there's treasure!
[cackles]
Whoa!
Check it out! Egyptian comic strips!
They're Hieroglyphics!
That must be Toot'n'doodoo's Queen.
Hey, she kinda looks like you, Gretchen!
[scoffs] Gretch, a queen? As if!
Oh wait, now I see the resemblance.
[laughs]
[moaning]
[cackles]
Ya shoulda seen the look on your faces,
Bottom Screamers!
ALL: Buttsquat!
So where's the treasure in this dump?
[moaning] [screams]
Nice try, Buttsplurt.
Wasn't me, McGeek.
[groans]
[loud roar]
[roaring]
Mummies!
[panting]
[screaming]
Ahhh!
[roaring]
Ah!
[screaming]
Woohoo!
[giggling]
[screaming]
The exit!
There's gotta be some kind of secret switch...
Ya mean like this?
Good one, Squirt!
CAMPERS: He's King Toot'n'Doo Doo.
I'm out.
Hey hands off!
Hyyy, ahhh!
Hiii‐yaah!
[battle cries and grunts]
[growls]
[battle cries]
[lush music]
My queen.
Whoa! Whoa!
Queen Toot'n'Doo doo!
Keep the flowers, you freeze dried freak!
[grunt]
My queen, as always, you leave me dizzy.
Wow...You're kinda cute for a dead guy.
Now that we are reunited, we shall be together forever.
Your throne, my Queen.
Ow! Ow!
Okay.
Cool. Does it come with a crown?
'Cause I'm liking all this so far.
Isn't it great? Gretchen's really a queen!
Oooh, thrilling.
All hail Queen Gretch.
[clears throat]
Feeling a distinct lack of fanning here.
Come, let me show you the rest of your palace.
Hey, what's going on out there?
King Toot'n'Poop thinks Gretchen's his queen
and she's gone all dopey for him.
Just like in the Egyptian comics.
But how come she's being wrapped in bandages
in that panel?
'Cause Toot'N'Fart
wants to turn Gretchen into a mummy!
Ahh!
Now can you get me out of here? Ahhhhhh!
What was that?
Your friends wanted to go... exploring.
Without me? That's so not cool.
I will never abandon you. Like, Ever.
[crash]
Free! [gasp]
Treasure!
Free Treasure!
It's mine! All mine!
Stamped it, double‐locked it, no erasies!
Who cares?
We've gotta stop Toot'N'Burp
before he shrink wraps Gretchen forever!
Aw, she's a Queen. She's fine!
Oooh, come to Butty...
[grunts] No!
It could be a trap!
[chuckle]
Oooh, McGoofball was afraid of an itty bitty bug...
[screaming]
[hissing] [screaming]
Shhh, I got this...
Ta da!
[gentle music]
Go!
Guys! There's an opening!
Butthead, go! [inhales sharply]
[gentle music]
[hissing]
Leaan!
[crash]
[grunting]
Help! Snakes are after my treasure!
[sobbing]
[grunting]
BUTTSQUAT: Hmph. 'Bout time!
My treasure!
[screaming]
Listen Toot, this is great and all,
but I better go find the guys.
My Queen, you cannot leave.
It is time for your coronation!
'Bout time a crown showed up!
Suzi's gonna be so jealous.
And now you will be mummified
so we can be together... like forever.
Cool. Wait... What?
No way, bandage boy.
Your 'queen' is calling it quits!
[snaps fingers]
Lemme outta here!
Gaah! Not again!
What's with all the urns?
Waugh!
Back off, dust magnets!
Gauze isn't my look! [scream]
[crash]
I'll never enjoy fancy pottery again.
Gretchen!
Toot'N'Cough's trying to turn you into a mummy!
Ya think?
[loud roar]
McGee! Catch!
Ha!
[whimpers]
Don't know what Gretchen saw in you!
Come on, Gretch.
We need a karate queen!
You and I have a date with destruction!
Wouldn't wanna be in your bandages.
Huh! Yeow!
Okay... How about ‐
Hiiyahh! Ho ho ha!
Ouch!
[growls]
Uhh, guys...
[grunts] You will be my Queen...
until the end of time!
Sorry King Snooty Tooty!
You're going back in the box!
[rumbling]
Now feels like a good time to go.
Right behind you!
My treasure! Whoop!
Look!
Somebody do something!
Who's up for sand sledding?
Woo hooo!
Whoa!
Yeah!
[grunts and giggles]
[scream]
Whoa!
Woohoo!
And that, campers, is the story
of why you shouldn't go into that pyramid.
Great story, Sawyer.
And you're totally right. You okay, Gretch?
King Toot'n'doo doo sure knew how to treat a girl.
Except for the whole, seal me in a tomb for eternity thing.
I'll take that!
King Butt rules!
[groan]
Anyone see where I parked my camper?
[scream]
That reminds me of the legend of the lost camper.
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